Bali Weddings, Perth Living and Quokka Selfies....

Hey Everyone!

So it has been a while since I last wrote a post and I have decided to write one now because I actually have something interesting to say. I can now expand my conversations and responses from a mere 'hey yeah I am good thanks, what's new you ask? Well, eh.....eh.....oh I ate some questionable eggs a few days ago but I am still alive so that's good' to 'hey yeah I am bloody fantastic! What's new? Well I have just returned from a two week break in Bali and Perth and it was the absolute tits!'

Oh yeah it was.

Bali

After 4 months of working at the dried fruit factory (ayep, still on that conveyor belt making sure you all have the highest quality of Raisin Bran), it was amazing to get away for a couple of weeks and just chill out, relax and escape the sultanas, raisins and my own bloody factory thoughts that were getting more concerning everyday and that is exactly what we did.


I would like to tell you all about the brilliant excursions that we did whilst in Bali, the scuba diving, elephant riding, paragliding and the free falling from a helicopter to rescue a group of surfers from a great white. However, if I did tell you about it all I would be lying and I don't think I could keep it going without giving some questionable information....

Apart from the free falling out a chopper bit which is obviously true. 

So what did we do in Bali? We did absolutely hee-haw and it was amazing. We ate too much, drank too much, slept in, worked out and watched movies. A waste some might say but honestly, all we wanted was to be lazy, have no commitments and just enjoy all the free beautiful scenery Bali has to offer. There are lots of day trips and adventurous activities to do if that is what you are looking for but after doing most of them in our time in Asia, we just couldn't be arsed.

Now, there are mixed views on Bali and it isn't everyone's cup of tea but we honestly loved it. Yes it smells a bit, its pretty dirty and extremely crammed but the people are beautiful inside and out, the local food is ridiculously good at an insanely cheap prices and the landscape is breath taking. It is different from Thailand, it's not as crazy or wild with drunken backies littering the streets, it is more peaceful, tranquil and perfect for a relaxed getaway. These are the reasons why we are keeping out eyes out for good deals to go back.

They main reason that we were in Bali was for a friends wedding. A friend who was my main stain back in the good old primary school days and it was the most beautiful wedding I have ever been to. Catherine and Jamie Williamson you really did outdo yourselves. The service took place on a cliff top, yes an actual cliff top, in a private villa which was more like a mini hotel over looking the island. Free cocktails all night, a huge dance floor and a buffet that made me wish I hadn't worn a dress that was more or less painted on (not that it actually stopped me). From the free cocktails to the cold towels we were given after the service (that were not for wiping your armpits with, my bad) it was absolutely flawless. It will be something that I remember for the rest of my life and a big shout out to the happy couple for letting us be apart if it!

After the hangover passed and before our time in Bali came to an end we decided to go and get something to remember our time in Bali....

I also wish I could say that that is my leg but we all know that I am a big girls blouse so I settled for a wee shitebag tat that I still had to get whilst having my hand held...

We would HIGHLY recommend Manson Ink in Legian if anyone is thinking of getting a tattoo in Bali. They are extremely clean, professional and not to mention sick artist. They are also very reasonably priced.

 Perth

We flew from Bali to Perth too finish off our holiday and spend some much needed quality time with my Family who live there. My fellow Scotts may think I am crazy for saying this but I am actually homesick. Not all the time, but enough that I felt the need to make a stop too see some Scottish relatives before heading back to reality. Yes Scotland is grey with a lifestyle that consists of pints of tennents and shit tv but I love it and I love my wee shite town and all the people in it. It's home and always will be and sometimes all I want is a 3n1 and a walk doon eh splash. The trip to Perth was exactly what I needed and the suburb of Fremantle is definitely on our list of potential settling down and becoming a sort if grown up destinations. We weren't overly keen on the actual city but the suburbs were gorgeous with stunning beaches and lots of cool restaurants and cafes to try. I would recommend a  trip and tour to Fremantle Prison as well as spending the day at the Markets and trying Little Creatures Brewery down by the harbour for dinner. Great atmosphere, always absolutely buzzing and enough beer pizza to keep you Happy as Larry. What more could you want in life?

Another day trip that is an absolute must when you are in WA is Rottnest Island. OH MY GOD. It was literally the best day. If you are like me (a big wain) and love a cycle then this is for you. Its basically like Millport but more exotic, better weather, busier, no tacky jokes shops, nicer beaches and yeah just better all round. You can hire a bike for the whole day and cycle around the Island (22km) and get pictures with  Quokkas (obvs the most important art) and take in loads of incredible views. It is pretty expensive for the boat and bike hire (roughly $100pp) but totally worth it.

QUOKKA SELFIES!

All in Bali gets a 10/10 from me and I cannot wait to go back and venture in to more parts of the island. Perth has some stunning spots and great suburbs but I am still an Adelaide girl at heart and prefer Adelaide city over Perth. Even though it was a short trip it has reignited my passion for travel and I cannot wait to start up again! But for now, its back to the factory to save up the pennies. Don't worry folks, your breakfast cereals and trail mixes will be back to there usual standards in no time.